I once saw a shirt saying 'Satoshi is female' and now I want 'Satoshi is' shirts/merch for every type of person/identity.

Satoshi is Persian Satoshi is Norwegian Satoshi is a school teacher Satoshi is queer Satoshi is a veteran Satoshi is a sex worker Satoshi is a runner Satoshi is an angel investor Satoshi is a coal miner Satoshi is South African Satoshi is a nurse Satoshi is a 49ers fan Satoshi is a podcast host Satoshi is ________

These would probably need to be one-off printed and for all I know it's economically infeasible, but if it's possible I think it'd be fun.

I imagine people would enter an identity and then pay to get the shirt/hat/mug/hoodie/etc printed. There could also be suggested/popular identities to choose from.

Anyway, I wanted to throw this out there so I can stop thinking about it.