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I once saw a shirt saying 'Satoshi is female' and now I want 'Satoshi is' shirts/merch for every type of person/identity.

Satoshi is Persian
Satoshi is Norwegian
Satoshi is a school teacher
Satoshi is queer
Satoshi is a veteran
Satoshi is a sex worker
Satoshi is a runner
Satoshi is an angel investor
Satoshi is a coal miner
Satoshi is South African
Satoshi is a nurse
Satoshi is a 49ers fan
Satoshi is a podcast host
Satoshi is ________

These would probably need to be one-off printed and for all I know it's economically infeasible, but if it's possible I think it'd be fun.

I imagine people would enter an identity and then pay to get the shirt/hat/mug/hoodie/etc printed. There could also be suggested/popular identities to choose from.

Anyway, I wanted to throw this out there so I can stop thinking about it.

Satoshi is a virgin
Saroshi is a chad
Satoshi is happy
Satoshi is mad
Satoshi is a warmonger hell bent on takeover
Satoshi is a flower to be mowed by a mower

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To be specific, @k00b, here is a Zazzle link (https://www.zazzle.com/z/8z1ejlbx) where the t-shirt is open for alteration and ordering. Today it's on sale too. Order whatever "Satoshi is _________" shirt you want! All you have to do is change the text.

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That's cool.

The point isn't entirely to make myself a shirt, but to make it dead simple for others to do it. Zazzle is a bit more complicated than what I was imagining.

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I accept your heart-felt thanks and gratitude

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Sorry dad

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Satoshi is Craig Wright.

Every other shirt would be open to a lawsuit.

/s

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Satoshi is a central banker

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Каждый это сделает для себя просто балончиком краски на майке. Так что если ты гдето еще это увидешь то тебя услышали. твой идея пошел в масса.

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"Satoshi is a sex worker"
That one got me lmao.

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I am Satoshi.

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