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50 sats \ 6 replies \ @k00b 12h \ on: What will MSTR release next? lol
STRIP - they send you $1 in dividends randomly through the course of your investment
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5 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 11h
STOCK - you give them money to buy bitcoin and they proxy your investment into an S&P 500 ETF
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ken OP 11h
Now this is financial engineering. I like the way you think!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 11h
STANK - they same as STICK but with durian
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 11h
STING - the same as STICK but with honey
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 11h
STICK - they send you, in proportion to your investment, firewood every month
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ken OP 11h
😂
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