it's "the standard" for a reason. don't worry, coffee is for closers.
you differentiate yourself in order to specify yourself from the herd. we're not here to fit in, this is the new new. grandma and your boomer financial planner will think in points, pounds, pennies and pence to their graves.. nobody ever got famous doing the same schtick their grandparents did, and that's not how civilization progresses.
"the Dow fell 14500 points this morning on news that it's over for dollars"
- some newsmodel on some blowhard tv broadcast, probably
"14500 basis points, you say? how many percent is that?"
- you, in your soiled adult diaper, yelling ineffectually at the set-top-box at the old-folks home
it's 14.5%.
"but why are they called basis points? you're going to confuse my Grandmama"
imagine you’re in Japan, staring at a price tag that reads 1,0000,0000 yen. your brain is filling its diaper trying to understand how such an advanced civilization could be so backwards... boom, you're gonna need to change that stinker cuz you just pooped yourself.
₿10.1234,5678
"why not just use the Western 100,000,000?"
it’s not a typo. Japan’s comma party is tied to how they talk numbers. 1 is ichi. man is 10000. ichi-man_ = 1 x 10,000
and 1,0000,0000 is one oku. ichi-oku (1 x 100 million) is 100 million... 10,000 x 10,000).
₿10.1234,5678
don't like it? too bad. Japan’s system is coded into their language, culture and their futuristic vending machines. even their pseudonymous creators flex in four digits when they give life into the most important invention in ichi-man generations.
₿10.1234,5678
are you happy now? because you bloody well should be.
this is all so infuriating
we are remaking money!we are remaking money!
it's fine. wreck expectations! have fun. quit bike-shedding.
first things first:first things first:
#1 sats or gtfo#1 sats or gtfo
it's "the standard" for a reason. don't worry, coffee is for closers.
you differentiate yourself in order to specify yourself from the herd. we're not here to fit in, this is the new new. grandma and your boomer financial planner will think in points, pounds, pennies and pence to their graves.. nobody ever got famous doing the same schtick their grandparents did, and that's not how civilization progresses.
"the Dow fell 14500 points this morning on news that it's over for dollars" - some newsmodel on some blowhard tv broadcast, probably
"14500 basis points, you say? how many percent is that?" - you, in your soiled adult diaper, yelling ineffectually at the set-top-box at the old-folks home
it's 14.5%.
"but why are they called basis points? you're going to confuse my Grandmama"
shut up. who cares. that's why.
can't figure it out?
sorry, you and granny can both HFSP.
#2 every 4th decimal position gets a comma#2 every 4th decimal position gets a comma
₿
10.1234,5678imagine you’re in Japan, staring at a price tag that reads 1,0000,0000 yen. your brain is filling its diaper trying to understand how such an advanced civilization could be so backwards... boom, you're gonna need to change that stinker cuz you just pooped yourself.
₿
10.1234,5678"why not just use the Western 100,000,000?"
it’s not a typo. Japan’s comma party is tied to how they talk numbers. 1 is ichi. man is 10000. ichi-man_ = 1 x 10,000
and 1,0000,0000 is one oku. ichi-oku (1 x 100 million) is 100 million... 10,000 x 10,000).
₿
10.1234,5678don't like it? too bad. Japan’s system is coded into their language, culture and their futuristic vending machines. even their pseudonymous creators flex in four digits when they give life into the most important invention in ichi-man generations.
₿
10.1234,5678are you happy now? because you bloody well should be.
it's perfect. get a job, hippy.