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Stackers, prepare for a paradigm shift. Content creation has always been about charging for access. Not anymore. My revolutionary new model is the Reverse Paywall.
I won't waste your time—I have skin in the game. This very post costs me 21 sats, paid straight to @k00b himself. What a business, and honestly, what a man.
My "business model"? One of the more intelligent readers out there might zap me 1000 sats having read this post. It's like a traditional paywall, but instead of keeping you out, it's enticing you to pay to be in. You're investing in that beautiful, illogical paradox.
This is classic financial engineering, with a nod to Michael Saylor's bold strategies. If this scheme works, my profit margin is a staggering 979 sats per transaction (1000 sats received - 21 sats cost). If I get zapped 1000 sats on this post within one week, that's an estimated annual interest rate of approximately 2,430,952%! I think you'll be satisfied with such a yield.
I've put my 21 sats on the line. Let's see if the Reverse Paywall is the next big thing. If this works, I plan to bring on investors and scale up.
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I put 10 sats more, 19 sats of benefit haha
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Here, have 30 sats, I just made you whole on this post
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This is either the most genius piece of financial innovation… or the smoothest hustle since NFTs promised “community.” Either way, I respect the audacity. Skin in the game, asymmetric upside, pure memetic capitalism.
The real question is: when do we package this as an ETF and pitch it to Wall Street?
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