I know you're joking but this is essentially what a sats future looks like. 99.9% of people won't talk about or see UIs discussing the bitcoin network. They won't deal with 100,000,000 units of bitcoin. They'll only deal with fractions of that. IMO they should see a UI that says "₿4,500" instead of "4,500 sats" and people can decide what they colloquially refer to it as, be it bitcoin, bits, or sats. But pricing a product at ₿4,500 and speaking to it as "pay me 4,500 bitcoin" will never be confused with some super whale's entire cold storage bitcoin. There is a 100,000,000x difference. It won't be confusing.