who's the best person you've seen describe it/explain it? (aside from _me_ of course)
Matt Levine? Check on Chain? Some of the YT Saylor bois?

Definitely not me. I find it deeply confusing. 

Are you writing a piece for the Stacker News Zine? That’s the only printed magazine I read that isn’t for 5 year olds. 

Undisciplined

yo, Undisc -- who would be the best person to explain the Strategy play, and why Wall Street values $1 of bitcoin at $2+
(let's say, hypothetically, for a printed magazine that may or may not be the best in our industry...).

econ

MicroStrategy Yum-Yum Eats Bitcoin (Bloomberg Money Stuff, Matt Levine)

denlillaapan

yo, Undisc -- who would be the best person to explain the Strategy play, and why Wall Street values $1 of bitcoin at $2+
(let's say, hypothetically, for a printed magazine that may or may not be the best in our industry...). 

You'd be keen yourself, perhaps?