im a shitcoin maximalist who wants to lose everything i own trading obviously scammy cryptos i dont care how much its premined or how retarded its value proposition is in fact the worse it is the more i want it my goal is to lose my money as fast as possible through scams and shitcoins are the perfect opportunity i mean who doesnt want to experience the hype of a new coin followed losing your lifes savings when the scammer realizes he has to end it before he runs out of money what a wonderful world we live in i get to experience the best part of it unlike you shitcoin minimalists i work hard every day at my fiat job just so i can throw all of it away on shitcoins i even pay a couple journalists to expose how bad the shitcoins i own are because i want them to crash as soon as possible this is better than sex not that you virgins would know what thats like