pull down to refresh
youhouu
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
youhouu
youhouu
Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
youhouu
Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
youhouu
I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant.
youhouu
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
youhouu
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple except for the rabbit.
Lol
youhouu
How do you measure a snake? In inches—they don’t have feet.
youhouu
What does a house wear? Address!
youhouu
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?
Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.