I’ll try to use the public API so everybody can run the same request and reproduce my numbers

Since I, unlike @ek, wouldn't know how to automate the counting, I would probably make everyone submit a list of their comments and give it to whoever's list was longest.

Or, I'd just very lazily do a ctrl+f and count how many times each nym appeared.

I'm not even counting my own comments. I hope I'm not expected to keep track of this. 

Aardvark

Or we will, since there's no other way to know he counted correctly.