say 'boop' whenever I boop something

Eat cereal before bed

pick my nose

Act clueless or deaf whenever a telemarketer calls me. Sometimes I'll just pick up the phone and breath heavily - that normally stops then from calling me, and ends the fun prematurely.

I sometimes will say ridiculous shit to my partner to try and get a laugh out of a worker, or bystander at a shop.

Give characters in video games stupid names.

Splash. To others with the remaining water on my fingers💧, after washing 🧼 my hands