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I'm always going to think farts are funny, much to my wifes chagrin.

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 6 Apr

say 'boop' whenever I boop something

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Eat cereal before bed

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pick my nose

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Act clueless or deaf whenever a telemarketer calls me. Sometimes I'll just pick up the phone and breath heavily - that normally stops then from calling me, and ends the fun prematurely.

I sometimes will say ridiculous shit to my partner to try and get a laugh out of a worker, or bystander at a shop.

Give characters in video games stupid names.

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Splash. To others with the remaining water on my fingers💧, after washing 🧼 my hands

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