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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @cryotosensei 23h \ on: What's the oldest thing you own and still use it? AskSN
My penis
Penis can't be measured in standard time, but in strokes per week, so it can age faster or slower than others! I'm so far in the future that my penis is now in a quantum state where it is stroked and also not stroked at the same time
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