If you start getting antsy for... Alternative options, you could get a directional antenna and point that to a receiver (or a chain of receivers and transmitters) to a family member or friend's house.

Given you can still text, meshtastic is not a solution here. You're probably looking for video streaming right?

Could leech off of a public library and download enough entertainment to keep you busy for a while.

There's this thing called a "Virtual mailbox". It's a snail mail address with a company that scans your mail in for you. Ever since my Alt-Net series I have thought of setting one up for people to submit web requests to and then I would mail the response from the Internet server they were trying to reach. I haven't because I don't know if anyone would care to use it, but anytime I experience internet issues I think about how nice it would be to mail in a mass video download request (from YouTube or something)