The European Union has rolled out a razor-sharp, 30-point blueprint to steel its citizens against looming chaos. The directive? Stockpile food, water, and survival essentials for at least 72 hours as tensions simmer over Russian threat.

The strategy doesn’t stop at pantry prep. It demands fortified telecom networks, safeguarded hospitals, and a centralized “EU crisis hub” to snap into gear when disaster strikes. Commission President Ursula von der Leyen minced no words: “The world’s shifted, and so must we. Our people, our nations, our industries—they need the tools to dodge crises or hit back hard when they land.”

This isn’t just about survival kits; the EU’s betting big on our stupidity to finance any crap that's coming out of Brussels. Fear is a perfect power leverage.