I'm desperate to buy as much as possible at this steal of a price. So, I scavenged everywhere in my house, finding every last penny. It felt like a form of ritualistic cleansing.... removing every last ounce of the evil fiat influences from the drawers, the counters, the couch cushions.
I went to a Coinstar machine and exchanged all those ugly, antiquated coins for live-giving Satoshis.
I feel so enriched, and wanted to share my experience with you good people on SN. Bear markets are the best time to do some spring cleaning.