I'm desperate to buy as much as possible at this steal of a price.  So, I scavenged everywhere in my house, finding every last penny.  It felt like a form of ritualistic cleansing....   removing every last ounce of the evil fiat influences from the drawers, the counters, the couch cushions.
I went to a Coinstar machine and exchanged all those ugly, antiquated coins for live-giving Satoshis.
I feel so enriched, and wanted to share my experience with you good people on SN.  Bear markets are the best time to do some spring cleaning.