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I'd definitely be a clown.

The head geek

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I don't even know what that is.

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The circus geek's job is to bite the heads off of live chickens. Once your probationary period is successfully completed, you are promoted to assistant geek. It takes years to become a head geek.

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Why would you want that job?!

Good god papa siggy.

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Look, it pays well and there are great benefits.

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Free chicken heads is certainly a "benefit"

🤣

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I'd wanna be "talent acquisition"

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The circus needs those too.

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Bearded lady.

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You're kinda cute enough. 😍

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I'll dance with fire, why not?

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Knowing my luck I’d be the freak in the cage

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I would probally be the guy doing all the electronics for the rides and signage

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Advisor to the prime minister or president

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