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Buckethead has a new album
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 9 Mar
If you don't like reading AI slop, why share it?
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Tell us your good news story of the week! Good news/win or good story Best one as voted by top wins the sats today lunch time!
2000 sats
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144 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 8 Mar
I finally figure out how to get LN payouts from Ocean Mining, I'm all excited for the first few sats to hit my wallet. Then... nothing. I keep checking my settings, see no earnings in my pool dashboard, then realize Ocean hasn't found a block in three days. I'm really ignorant about this stuff.
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Such a bullish week! And I got a new sat milestone!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 8 Mar
When you accidentally punch your balls while shaking out towels to fold them
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Can anyone identify these glasses/frames/brand?
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 8 Mar
Grandma’s glasses
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it has a very unique rivet.
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Day #242 of nut 🌰 dropping πŸ₯œ in the Saloon
Want to harvest this nut? https://docs.cashu.space/wallets
To decode this nut https://memeamigo.lol/decode
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Discussed a lot about stocks today #907489
But I don't know how to crack it. In fact I've never ever tried.
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AHHHH NO BOTS CAN GET THIS!!!!!
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copying the image address and getting this
am i doing it wrong lol
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You need to click the ... menu and click quote reply, then you see the URL
https://image.nostr.build/d602c13840697f50171a3c3b5e3ecc6636b76c7f267cf5d5c70be1c2ca7693fe.png
Then copy that to the decode field.
But we're too late already.
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nice, I wouldn't have guessed.
i had a go anyway but got this
if it had been claimed, wouldn't it say 'spent'?
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Actually it’s gone someone else got this nut
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54 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scroogey 8 Mar
Now I understand what peanuts are!
It's cashu nuts hidden in a peanut (get it?) emoji, using invisible non-breaking spaces, like @DarthCoin mentioned in another context.
On https://wallet.cashu.me/ when you create/send a cashu token, you can click on the > right of the COPY, and the click on the πŸ₯œσ …“σ …‘σ …£σ …˜σ …₯σ „²σ …Ÿσ „’σ „Άσ …€σ …•σ „³σ „Ίσ …Ÿσ …”σ „Έσ …‚σ …§σ …“σ …ͺσ …Ÿσ …¦σ „Όσ „’σ „‘σ … σ …’σ …žσ …σ …₯σ …’σ …‡σ …œσ …₯σ …‘σ …‡σ „Ίσ … σ …”σ „Έσ „½σ …₯σ …‰σ „’σ „Άσ …ͺσ …‘σ „³σ „©σ „³σ …‘σ …ˆσ …‚σ …šσ …’σ „’σ …œσ …₯σ …‰σ …ˆσ …†σ …šσ …“σ „’σ „Άσ „ σ …‰σ …ˆσ …ƒσ „²σ …Ÿσ …σ „Άσ … σ …ƒσ „±σ „²σ …σ „²σ …†σ „΄σ …§σ …ƒσ ……σ „Άσ „·σ …‰σ …ˆσ „³σ „²σ … σ „·σ „Άσ …˜σ „±σ …‡σ „Άσ …ͺσ …•σ „΅σ „±σ „’σ „Ώσ …„σ …†σ …šσ „Ώσ „΄σ …œσ …›σ „Ύσ …šσ …—σ „£σ „Ώσ …„σ …—σ „£σ …Šσ „΄σ „΅σ „ σ „Ύσ „΄σ „²σ …›σ „Ώσ „΄σ „΅σ „₯σ …‰σ …„σ …“σ „’σ „½σ …„σ „½σ „ σ „Ύσ „΄σ ……σ …©σ …‰σ …„σ …σ „£σ „Ύσ …šσ „²σ …›σ …Šσ …„σ …Šσ …™σ „Ύσ …„σ „Ύσ …šσ …Šσ „΄σ „²σ …™σ „Ώσ „΄σ „½σ „ σ …‰σ …σ „Ίσ …˜σ „Ύσ …σ …σ „€σ „Ύσ …‡σ …Šσ …σ „½σ …„σ …†σ …šσ „½σ …„σ ……σ „ σ …‰σ …‡σ „Ύσ …‰σ „Ήσ …σ „Όσ …‘σ …©σ „£σ „¦σ …†σ …¦σ „Άσ „€σ …€σ „Ώσ …„σ „‘σ „‘σ …„σ …’σ …ƒσ …‚σ ……σ „₯σ …—σ „³σ „Όσ …σ …¨σ …•σ „΅σ …ˆσ …’σ …—σ …€σ „΄σ …ͺσ …›σ „₯σ …’σ „½σ …„σ „€σ …—σ …‰σ …ˆσ …σ …‡σ „Άσ …›σ …Ÿσ „’σ „Άσ …œσ …‡σ „³σ „±σ ……σ „€σ …›σ …›σ „·σ „€σ „Ώσ „€σ …‰σ …§σ …˜σ …œσ …„σ „₯σ …Ÿσ „§σ „Ίσ „΅σ „Άσ „₯σ „½σ …‰σ „€σ …’σ …Šσ …¨σ ……σ „Ίσ „Άσ …Šσ „¨σ …€σ „£σ „Έσ …Šσ „§σ …˜σ „Έσ „Ώσ „‘σ …€σ …₯σ „’σ „Άσ …ͺσ …‡σ „³σ „±σ …šσ „¦σ …©σ …Šσ …¨σ …“σ … σ „³σ …“σ „Ύσ …šσ …Šσ „‘σ …•σ „§σ …‘σ …ˆσ …‘σ …‘σ „‘σ …›σ „΅σ „Ίσ „·σ …σ …’σ …—σ „·σ „Έσ „§σ …‡σ …„σ …€σ …Šσ …‘σ „·σ …€σ …Šσ …™σ …‡σ …‚σ …‚σ …σ „Άσ …©σ …‡σ „³σ „³σ …ͺσ „Ίσ „£σ …“σ …σ …šσ „³σ …σ „‘σ …˜σ „₯σ …œσ …£σ …‰σ „²σ …§σ …žσ …σ …“σ ……σ …šσ …‘σ …¦σ „₯σ …‰σ …„σ …žσ …˜σ …˜σ …Šσ …•σ …σ „¨σ „·σ …€σ „Ίσ „§σ …˜σ …™σ …žσ …‡σ …§σ …—
You can paste that into the Receive Ecash form, and it will magically transform into a cashu nut. Try it with the peanut above at the end of the previous paragraph.
I bet if there's a bot, it doesn't understand this yet!
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We shall see. Yeah saw calle post this on nostr
Weird, https://v2alpha.nutstash.app/ decodes it successfully and says 'already spent', but https://wallet.cashu.me/ says 'invalid token'. Not sure why that is.
I think @BlokchainB didn't mint the nut in their usual way, but let it get minted by the https://memeamigo.lol/ tool (entered an amout and paid the QR invoice).
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58 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scroogey 8 Mar
There is something in that nut which triggers
isTokenPeanut:function(){return this.receiveData.tokensBase64.match(/^.([\uFE00-\uFE0F]|[\uE0100-\uE01EF]+)$/)}
in wallet.cashu.me. It's looking for Chinese (?) unicode in the base64 decoded binary and treats it as "peanut", whatever that is.
A bug, or worse...
This is true I wanted to see if I can track it but I appears I can’t
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Ahh I got it. I’m trying to release it
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127 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 8 Mar

How to run your own bank like a banker, here are three layers of management as reference:

  1. Put enough of sats in the LN wallets for daily spending.
  2. Put a medium amount of btc in an onchain wallet, ideally in a desktop wallet ( especially if you are not running your own node ); this could act as the point where your income comes in or getting sats for extra spending. ( optional: a smaller one for emergencies).
  3. Put the big fat stash stored in cold wallets, the money you would not use for a long time.
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Source: Pessimism of Strength – Nietzsche’s Formula for Greatness by Academy of Ideas
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May your day be like the price of Bitcoin ⚑⚑🀠
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 8 Mar
I prefer my days more calm:p
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πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… perfect
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Having fun with bridging between Telegram and Fediverse today. I wonder if there is something similar for connecting Telegram and Nostr?
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44 sats \ 4 replies \ @ch0k1 8 Mar
Hey @k00b,
Today I received 5-6x more territory revenue than usual so can you check whether everything is as expected.
Not saying I'm complaining 😜 but I know that sometimes such things can happen because of a bug?
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It's from the anon post yesterday:
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18 sats \ 2 replies \ @ch0k1 8 Mar
Yeah it is.
Thanks for the generosity @anon!
What's the reason behind it?
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 9 Mar
They wanted to post anonymously I guess.
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I respect this. That's why I'm not interested in identity but about the motivation?
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343 sats \ 4 replies \ @Natalia 8 Mar
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  • having a family
  • having a pet
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This is the way
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GreatπŸ‘Œ
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Day 8 of sending @Car an angry message every day.
πŸ’€
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Day 439 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 673 sats on 7Mar2025! Running total: 305,344 sats!
Good morning
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