"The Magic Needle" "The Imaginary Hair" "The Broken Heart"

Welcome to the latest and finest of avant-garde psychology. In this installment we shall focus on healing a common illness, yet impossibly hard to treat with contemporary medicine: the broken heart.

The instructions are on the left hand side for the shamanic practitioner who possess both the Magic Needle and the Imaginary Hair. When properly applied, this technique should yield high efficacy.

Reminder that the practitioner is to hand over the Magic Needle and Imaginary Hair to the patient afterwards, as the hair tends to snap about 10-20x after the operation. However, from that point on, the patient can cure him/herself by repeating indicated protocol. Finally, the patient should be made aware that there will be a scar left on the heart. But that is good thing, as it is a reminder of the past and of the healing.

Thank you for your attention and good luck.