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52 sats \ 2 replies \ @freetx 1 Mar
Its hard to read the graphic (too small).
But one time I walked into a pub in northern england and it was really cold outside. Evidently I didn't close the door behind me all the way and it swung open as I was looking for a seat.
One of the old men at the bar yelled out: "Put wood in hole!" it took me a few seconds to process what he was saying...(close the door!)
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @Bell_curve 2 Mar
That’s unnerving
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @freetx 2 Mar
At first I thought he was saying "asshole" as I couldn't decipher the northern english accent very well. I think he saw I was standing there with a dumb look on my face so he said slowly "put. wood. in. hole." while he motioned towards the door.....then I got it.
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 1 Mar
Speaking for dog owners everywhere, "CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR!!!"
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @7e6e393a56 1 Mar
It depends on how intimate I am with the person in question.
If so, I will use the expression "You were born with a tail? No, right! So close the fucking door"
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @User21000000 1 Mar
Were you born in a tent
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 1 Mar
Where you born in a barn?
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 1 Mar
I usually say "mind closing the door?" or "can you close the door?"
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