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52 sats \ 2 replies \ @freetx 1 Mar

Its hard to read the graphic (too small).

But one time I walked into a pub in northern england and it was really cold outside. Evidently I didn't close the door behind me all the way and it swung open as I was looking for a seat.

One of the old men at the bar yelled out: "Put wood in hole!" it took me a few seconds to process what he was saying...(close the door!)

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That’s unnerving

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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @freetx 2 Mar

At first I thought he was saying "asshole" as I couldn't decipher the northern english accent very well. I think he saw I was standing there with a dumb look on my face so he said slowly "put. wood. in. hole." while he motioned towards the door.....then I got it.

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It depends on how intimate I am with the person in question. If so, I will use the expression "You were born with a tail? No, right! So close the fucking door"

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Were you born in a tent

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Where you born in a barn?

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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 1 Mar

I usually say "mind closing the door?" or "can you close the door?"

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Speaking for dog owners everywhere, "CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR!!!"

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