I went to the doctor this morning. According to the data they received from the modem connected to my machine, my CPAP is working.
Supposedly I would stop breathing about 30 times during the night pre magic machine. Now I stop breathing less than once per night. I say supposedly, because I'm not sure I buy the whole thing.
What is true, though, is that I no longer keep my wife up with my snoring. I think I would stop breathing in the past because of the pillow she was holding over my face.