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I resistedđź’Ş
I took the box of donut holes and offered them to my team
I took the slice of ice cream birthday cake and offered it to another coworker
This ain’t 2024 baby. It’s ABS 2025!!
Liar! 🤣
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10 sats \ 2 replies \ @Fabs 7 Feb
Be our #Daddy cool
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ITS COMING
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Fabs 7 Feb
B-B-BUT WHEN, DADDY COOL?! WHEN! GIMME SOME ABS-LOVE, PLS!
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @398ja 7 Feb
This reminds me when I decline alcoholic beverages, because I don't drink, and people are like "can't you make an exception, today is my birthday/Christmas etc " lol, for real!
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“It’s a special occasion!” Yea like literally every week
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It’s not empty calories month
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What do we say to empty calories?
Not today.
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Not today not tomorrow
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Before I discovered carnivore diet I hadn't noticed it but after that I can't calmly look at supermarket shelves there's only sugar on them.
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Stick to the edges of the store for healthy food.
The center aisles are all poison
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Hmm that's good advice, never thought of it that way
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Yup. The edges have the refrigerated sections like fresh produce or meat poultry seafood
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For sure In the past I gave Snickers and a coke to kill my hunger, today it's cheese and kefir
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Next it’ll be 100 pushups
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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @Aardvark 7 Feb
I just licked my phone, so well done!
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đź‘…
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I'm extremely impressed
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I AM DISCIPLINED
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That takes a lot of willpower! Especially to not snack on at least one of them...
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Ice cream cake had me sooooo tempted
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Fabs 7 Feb
"Just the tip..."
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