I would love to do something like this in the future for my family, but for now I'm going with this guide: https://darth-coin.github.io/beginner/be-your-own-bank-es.html. I have a laptop that I haven't used for 2 years. After formatting it I'm going to try to install Linux. I hope it works because it's a bit of an old laptop.

I know you don't like being told thank you, but thank you.