Crypto is a gambling casino. And the casino-runners... well they're celebrating. Big time!

Think of all the coins they'll sell and who's going to stop them? The SEC? No way! They're going to get rich selling tokens! And the biggest marketer of 'cryptos' is of course the new president :) He has his own, which he created out of thin air for zero cost and it's selling out.

Crypto is really on a roll!