Trump has suddenly shifted focus from mass deportations and fake news to annexing Greenland. Making Canada the 51th state. And renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. He and his most loyal followers have begun singing the praises of a new North American Union. This was an idea supported by the dastardly Bill Clinton in the 1990s, and was basically an extension of the disastrous NAFTA trade deal, which of course Trump vehemently opposed. In the early 2000s, the establishment’s national country club the Council on Foreign Relations pushed for it. So it has a decidedly non-MAGA history. And yet Trump sycophants like Steve Bannon are proudly promoting his curious new scheme. I could find nothing from Alex Jones on the subject, but he unquestionably will back Trump, as he always does. World government is a good thing! Globalism is our friend! Welcome to the New World Order, Trump style!

This really came out of nowhere. Perhaps not coincidentally, Trump’s unprecedented emphasis on American expansionism occurred shortly after Elon Musk engaged in a food fight with MAGA faithful on X, and notably told one to “Fuck yourself in the face,” and vowed to “go to war” to protect the H-1B Visa program which takes jobs away from American citizens. Trumpenstein predictably sided with Musk instead of the MAGA base which has supported him through his endless history of flip-flopping. Around the same time, Trumpenstein pitched one of his renowned tantrums over the flag being flown at half-staff for Jimmy Carter. Of course, he wouldn’t be Trumpenstein if he didn’t make sure to refer to it as “half-mast,” thus inviting even more catcalls. It’s a hamberder thing, you wouldn’t understand. Trump’s trademark whining about a deceased president was in bad taste regardless………

So we wait with bated breath for Donald Trump to take the oath of office again. Maybe he’ll use one of his Trump Bibles to be sworn in on. I’m sincerely hoping that he does deport millions of illegals. That he fires Elon Musk over the H-1B issue. That he lets RFK, Jr. make the revolutionary changes he’s talked about. That he settles the dispute between Russia and Ukraine and ends all of our senseless forever wars. That he finally mentions The Great Replacement. That he rebuilds and upgrades our decaying infrastructure. That he appoints that Commission to study assassinations. That he abolishes the Department of Education, the IRS, and hopefully the FBI. That he stops taxes on Social Security and tips. That he builds factories to go along with his tariffs. That he pardons all the January 6 defendants. Nobody voted for him to rename the Gulf of Mexico, annex Greenland, make Canada the 51st state, or send the military to take back the Panama Canal.