The NFL regular season is over and it is wasn’t a very good one for my 49ers but there is hope for the future if they make the right offseason moves and their star players come back healthy.
To make myself feel better about my team’s dismal season I am holding my own haters ball for the remaining teams in the playoffs.
Ranked by least hated to most hated.
Buffalo Bills- Bills get the least hate as I am a fan and hope they win the Super Bowl. I hate that Macy’s is closing 65 stores, where will Keon Coleman shop?
Minnesota Vikings- I hate that they beat the Niners in week 2 and started the avalanche that was this embarrassing season but I like @Public_N_M_E and would be happy for him if they won it all.
Houston Texans- DeMeco Ryans was a great DC in SF here. I hate their logo though.
LA Chargers- Harbaugh was a good coach for the 49ers and I am a fan of Herbert. I hope @Bell_curve’s team does well. I hate that they left beautiful San Diego for grimey LA.
Steelers- Big fan of Mike Tomlin. Big fan of the black and yellow theme across all Pittsburgh teams. Hate Russell Wilson.
Commanders- Jayden Daniels has been a lot of fun and I like that they might beat the Eagles. I hate their team colours.
Buccaneers- Baker is a lot of fun. I hate that the Tampa Bay Bucs have 2 Super Bowls in this millennia and the 49ers have zero.
Ravens- Lamar is great! Add in King Henry. Even better. But I hate them because they beat the 49ers in the Super Bowl in 2011 and ruined their Christmas of 2023.
Packers- Watching the way the Packers play this season reminds me of how the 49ers played last season and that’s why I hate them because this year we ain’t them.
Lions- I find Dan Campbell fascinating and somewhat tiresome. It’s exciting to watch that offense but their fans are becoming quite obnoxious. I hate that they need to be reminded they sucked for 30 years. Act like you have been there before. Oh wait, you haven’t. Losers.
Broncos- Bo Nix is having a heck of a rookie year. I didn’t mind the Broncos when they had Peyton Manning but I much preferred them when they sucked. I hate that Sean Payton is a good coach again and that the Broncos are even relevant again. I hate that I have to waste mental energy on the Broncos.
Rams- Also known as the scams. I think they could be a dark horse in the NFC but sorry @realBitcoinDog I can’t root for a divisional opponent. We aligned in hate for the despicable Seattle Seagulls but it is time to go our separate ways. There are a lot of guys on the Rams I like but divisional rivals take precedence on the hate list.
Eagles- I like Barkley and absolutely nothing else about the Eagles. Basking in their first round defeat to the Commies will be glorious. I wish them and their fans nothing but hate.
Chiefs- Best coach, best DC, best QB, refs always cheat for them. I am sick of these guys. I don’t want to see them win another Super Bowl. Ever! Hate that their franchise even exists. Their cheapskate owner won’t even upgrade their training facilities for them. Whoever beats them in the playoffs immediately gets removed from the hate list.
Use your hate stackers. Who would you rather see burn in the depths of hell than win the Super Bowl?
Sats for all,
GR