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Anyone else ever been rejected by a church?
Recently on my Bizarre adventures I ended up in a church. I met a man and a woman on a pier one evening while taking a stroll. I was invited to join a men’s breakfast that was taking place the following morning.
Personally I am not a fan of Abrahamic religions and was unsure if I should attend. I couldn’t remember where they said it was however I did manage to find my way there.
I heard stories from a former homeless drug addicted schizophrenic who had been cured by the lord and a former cocaine addict. I also filled them in on my stories.
In the end I had exchanged numbers with 3 people and had some sort of exorcism performed on me. Left the door with belly full of bacon and two bibles in my hand saying I would return.
Only when i returned 3 weeks later I was completely ghosted none of them answered my calls or text messages. I even went to the church but they weren’t there. I guess what ever demons they released from me must have given them too much trouble… haha
Yes, they kick me out of every church as soon as I open my mouth because I won't repeat their lies.
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You were ghosted by 3 members of a church? That's hilarious
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Yeah one was even a pastor. Is my soul unforgivable? Haha
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The barriers to entry in the market for pastors can be absurdly low.
During the exorcism, did you lose your wallet or watch?
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Maybe it’s because I’m in negative moneys they just moved me along.
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negative moneys?
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did you tell them your net worth is negative?
How would they know?