I'm just a guy who knows that is good to make a rapport with your future boss who might be in the trenches with you.

cryotosensei

I've been unsuccessful by answering, "My weakness is being a loser in business and having to work for some asshole."

So far it hasn't earned me much clout in interviews.

FiresidePhilosophy

Embody your weaknesses

I've been unsuccessful by answering, "My weakness is being a loser in business and having to work for some asshole." 

So far it hasn't earned me much clout in interviews. 