So, Saylor is billion-dollar-cost-averaging /slash/ speculatively attacking the dollar /slash/ amassing the largest private BTC stash ever.
Matt Levine, as always, brings the entertainment:
"I feel like the most basic proposition of finance is that [issuing stock to buy Bitcoin] should be dilutive to the premium per share. If you sold infinite MicroStrategy shares to buy Bitcoin, surely eventually that would push down the price of MicroStrategy and push up the price of Bitcoin until the premium was zero? Or not!?"
in the meantime,
"the most obvious trade in the world is for MicroStrategy to sell as much stock as possible (and use the proceeds to buy Bitcoin), and in fact that is what MicroStrategy is doing [...] Obviously! You keep selling stock and buying Bitcoin until the price of the stock converges on the price of Bitcoin.
This is going to be on tap for a very limited time:
"if you can buy stuff for $1 and immediately turn it into $2.50 of market capitalization, then that’s pretty much a good trade for anyone. There are probably a lot of companies that have good long-term investing opportunities and would prefer to turn $1 of cash into some uncertain but possibly larger amount of long-term value."
Hashtag efficient markets. This shit should close, but so far isn't -- what am I missing?
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