He would say: 

> Those are the best seasoned iron skillets I have ever seen. It's a joy to cook with them.

chaoticalHeavy

stack_harder

I'd never let that pompous twat get even close, I'd punch him in the mouth first!

einherjer

Would he put two slices of bread on your head and call you an idiot sandwich!?

Or would he say, that's a nice microwave!?

Would he put two slices of bread on your head and call you an idiot sandwich!?

Or would he say, that's a nice microwave!?

Or would he say something else?

What would Gordon say to you?



