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Would he put two slices of bread on your head and call you an idiot sandwich!?
Or would he say, that's a nice microwave!?
Or would he say something else?
What would Gordon say to you?
He would say:
Those are the best seasoned iron skillets I have ever seen. It's a joy to cook with them.
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I'd never let that pompous twat get even close, I'd punch him in the mouth first!
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