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104 sats \ 17 comments \ @DesertDave 1 Dec lol

I have heard a lot of talk about ass milking lately. From my understanding it is a great method to make more satoshis. Obviously I want as many as I can get. To get started I have started up 3 new accounts on stacker to boost my main account. But I still feel a little lost. I am not sure where to go from here.

What are the best ass milking techniques that you know of? Is there any down sides to milking an ass? Who coined the term? Maybe they can teach me some techniques. I want to learn as much as I can so I can be rich. Thanks for all your inputs.

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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec

This is like asking scammers how to scam. @Imyourfed will never reveal that secret.

110 sats \ 5 replies \ @portuguesehodler 1 Dec

Whaaat ? Milk an ass ? That sounds awful, and yet I'm suddenly interested because it sounds like that's the way to grow a platform.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec

Here is a leaked conversation between DesertDave and Iamyourfed and how the assmilking is revealed

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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @DesertDave OP 1 Dec

It's the best way to earn sats is what I hear. I'm just not clear on the specifics. I know you generally want a couple "sock-puppet" accounts to get started. Is it like from a human ass? Do you sell the milk for sats?

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec

Simple:

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @DesertDave OP 1 Dec

Why isn't he doing it from the back though. I am so confused. Why is it ass milking if it's not from the ass and how is he making sats?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec

that meme is depicting how @Imyourfed is milking you

110 sats \ 1 reply \ @Imyourfed 1 Dec

Assmilking is just a perception. Some people love their own shit (you know who's it) and most of the time it's the personal grudges they hold because you don't give a damn about what they post or don't agree on their shit (you again know who's it lol).

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Dec

hello mister copy/paste shitGPT

11 sats \ 1 reply \ @zapsammy 1 Dec

depends, is it a female or a male ass?

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @DesertDave OP 1 Dec

Whatever gets me the most sats.

11 sats \ 1 reply \ @Aardvark 1 Dec

I can't speak for everyone, but I like two fingers.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DesertDave OP 1 Dec

Haha. That's a sure way to a quick release.

11 sats \ 3 replies \ @denlillaapan 1 Dec

Grab the teet properly, squeeze in repetitive, wave-like motions. Out comes the milk

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @DesertDave OP 1 Dec

Thank you. I am taking notes. Isn't this titty milking? And when do I get paid sats? Are asses and titties one in the same?

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @denlillaapan 1 Dec

Yes.

11 sats \ 0 replies \ @DesertDave OP 1 Dec

2 fingers it is , @Aardvark knows how to get things done.