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You may have a sparsely attended funereal

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology

You got your looks from your mother who stands on a corner

You have a face that makes onions cry.

If a zombie was looking for brains, he'd walk right by you.

You're about as sharp as a rubber ball.

You're about as useful as a knitted condom.

After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.