Whaaaat?!?!?!?! YOU are a cat’s owner. I’m shocked, simply shocked. I thought my cats were my owners!!! They take the choice spots to sit and sleep, I have to feed them when they rouse themselves to action, I have to get rid of their half-eaten dead offerings and last but not least, sift out the kitty litter every day! It seems the master-slave relationship is firmly enforced all the time by their plaintive cries for whatever they want.