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Smoke a joint with him talk about his long travels

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Initiate human mating ritual if appropriate

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I wonder what would we call it? Any idea?

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Probably just stare at them with a certain level of fear depending on how stereotypical they look as an alien.

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you basically described racism xenophobia

Did that offend you? We're talking about extraterrestrials here, right?

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15 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 12 Nov 2024

No, just wanted to point it out. I realized racism does not apply to extraterrestrials; xenophobia is the correct term for them (which is a umbrella term for racism afaik). I also found a better reply now haha

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Haha. Well played. πŸ‘

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210 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 12 Nov 2024

I would dance this with music and see if they also start dancing.

I think dancing to music is pretty universally understood as having fun and not hostile.

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They might reward you too ;)

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Get some crazy photographs out of it, make a website and get accused of lying for the rest of my life

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πŸ’―

If it can communicate somehow then I'm asking:

Why are you here?
What are you called?
How do you travel?
Who tells you what to do?
Will we see 58k btc again?

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It was good till you said "Will we see 58k btc again?" πŸ’€

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I'm sure they'd answer with their version of "Have Fun Staying Poor"

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probably offer them Bitcoin honestly
'hey you have a lightning wallet'?

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What would this approach look like? Because it would change my answer a lot. If it "looked" peaceful I would try to communicate in some way

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You see Bears look cuddly and cute, but if you even by mistake go somewhere near them...you're doomed!

So, I don't think appearance really matters here?

In my experience, most humans do get quite uncomfortable.

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Experience? πŸ‘€
Have you met them?

Ask them to teach me something I can only learn from them.

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What would you do by knowing it? πŸ‘€

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rule the world duh

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lol!
What would you do if you ruled the world? Make BTC the only currency? Make it a rule that everyone should have an account on SN?
I'm curious :)

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Thats’s it. I’d force everyone to have an SN account. :)

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Haha! Cool!

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I'll attempt to find communication paths and will start asking questions for space and insights of their civilization/technologies.

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Awesome choice!
I'm sure they'll be happy to share some wisdom with you :)

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I hope my negotiation skills would be good enough to get enough information 😜

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I will try to deal with them and I will ask ride in UFO

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1 sat \ 1 reply \ @Imyourfed OP 13 Nov 2024 -10 sats

What if they refused?

I would be begging for xenocoin.

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