I got bored writing so many Bitcoin guides, so today I have a funny letter for you. I hope you like it.

Dear Polar Bears,

Every year I read at least three sad news stories about how global warming is negatively affecting you.
That your fur color changes and I see your seals.
That the glacier is cracking and you can't get anywhere.
That high temperature snow sticks to your paws and you get injured.
That the temperature brings more pathogens out there and you get sick, blah blah.
I have only one question:
Who MADE YOU evolve to fit in that shitty place? Why? What was the bear that 200,000 years ago said:
"well, fuck the coniferous forests, I go to the north where there is permanent ice and that's it"
I see, you hold on to him that he is your ancestor. But it was an absolutely stupid idea. It's nasty out there and I don't care that you evolved to be perfectly adapted, that's bullshit. Whenever you adapt to something extremely specific, you end up in a genetic dead end from which you can't get out no matter what you do. You get stuck depending on one factor. Like panda bears with bamboo.
So what I recommend to you is to grind less and do the opposite route. As you adapted to that sinister environmental nonsense, adapt back to coniferous forests. It's exactly the same, only in reverse. You've already done the route, you know it.
I'm tired of reading news about how you are suffering because of crappy choices made by your ancestors, the most demented bears from 200,000 years ago.
It was a bold side idea and kudos to you for trying it. It's a show of courage. But do you know what is also a sign of courage? Admitting you made a bad choice and backing out when you see it's not going anywhere. Don't cling to the bad idea and get frustrated that it doesn't work out. Come back to coniferous and deciduous. There is life there. What you are doing now is already ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the simple perfect.
With respect and esteem, Darth. P. S. - and don't say I never told you so...
It sounds more like a letter to humanity full of polar bears. Those who are where they are today because of their ancestors, blame them for their bad situation, they spend their lives criticizing the bad decisions of those ancestors and those who are now "damaging" their environment without taking the reins of their lives and then changing either what happens or the place where they are.
Believe me friend @DarthCoin unfortunately not all of us have the opportunity to change our reality, there are things that unfortunately do not depend on our will, even if we do not want it there are things that exceed our desires, NOT our ideas.
Some of us are polar bears on a Caribbean island from which we cannot leave not because we do not want to, but because we CANNOT.
Those who live on a continent walk out and get to any place, if you live on an island you are lost.
But it is still a good reflection and in a certain way a guide for how Bitcoin can also be used to start the path back, because many times our ancestors bequeathed us a shitty currency and we complain about it and about inflation and we do not make the decision to adopt real money like Bitcoin.
So without thinking about it, or completely consciously, because with you you never know, you have made another Guide on Bitcoin.
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A simple solution (in the same tone as this funny letter): let's boil all the oceans with bitcoin miners, until all bears can travel around on the bottom of the dried ocean beds.
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But let the miners who burn and dry the ocean be miners alone, because the mining pools and the fucking mining governments will continue to want us to be polar bears.
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Auw, poor little polar bears. LEAVE THEM ALOOOONE!
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I should add "polar bears" in this meme too
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I knew it. Darth, I assure you that after reading your post I did not continue to see the comments, I simply dedicated myself to making my response and boom when I go down I find A DARTHCOIN MEME WITH THE HUMANITY OF POLAR BEARS WITH THEIR SHITCOINS AND LEADERS.
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Now you are taking it out on the polar bears?
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fuck'em, because of them we have global warming :)
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Where is the polar bear meme?
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šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„ ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø Just like 10 billion people depend on one thing: The Earth
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Life, finds a way, into the dust bin of history.
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