"Shitcoiners fuck up the plan for human liberation by promoting scams that enrich founders and VC scum who pull the rug on noobs, who might've otherwise found Bitcoin if they weren't blinded by bullshit. We don't want faster fucking transactions or web9plus. We want to separate money and state!"

It isn't because of price be low or price be high that Bitcoin is here

We're heading to a money with mercilessly fair rules that can't be used to pay off political insiders nor bail them out for financial irresponsibility. That is the only promise Bitcoin is here to deliver on.

(Convenient low fee international or domestic transfers are pretty nice features too though.)