FUCK REDDIT If you open that reddit link and you DO NOT see this, it means you are fucked, traced and used. Your browser security is fucked. Please stop posting links from reddit here. If you want to say something, write it here not on reddit.

whenever I watch Back to the Future I think bitcoin fixes this

Yes, especially for the free coffee... :-)

As someone who is definitely not a time traveler, no absolutely not, and you shouldn't look into this any further.