There are plenty of people in my life that I have total and complete trust in, but they mostly live in my house since they are my wife and kids. And there are others outside of immediate family I would trust with a whole range of things, including my life, but they don't understand Bitcoin or the importance of something like a metal plate with seed words stamped on it. Sure I can try to explain this to them but I don't think I can count on them to keep this secure and not lose it, potentially for decades. Unfortunately no potential candidate has the knowledge and appreciation of Bitcoin for me to feel confident asking them to take on this responsibility. I also think it's important to consider the gravity of what's being asked. Someday men from the government may show up at their door with guns and demand they hand it over. I have the decency to consider this possibility and factor that into who I would ask to keep this for me. Yes, nobody I know meets these criteria. But anyway, your condescending and insulting assumption is really appreciated.