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If I was writing a guide about things to do with your node, what should I call it?
(Keeping in mind the title will pretty heavily influence the tone and style)
A) 5 Romantic things to do with your bitcoin node this weekend
OR
B) How to make love to your bitcoin node
+1 for B lol
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Yes, that is my preference as well.
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17 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 30 Sep
+1
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1132 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 1 Oct
Why not give it a try tonight? Turn the lights down low, light a candle, pull up that terminal and try getmempoolinfo. You might be surprised what your node is capable of. She can tell you exactly how big her mempool is getting.
This may be going horribly wrong, but I'm committed to option B now and there's no going back.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 1 Oct
Lol it sounds legendary.
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