They probably employ many linguists and literary theorists to pursue maximum employment for humanities graduates. 



Spot on.
More effort is spent on carefully choosing each word of a release.

nichro

The Fed is actually better at crafting their language than they are at monetary policy. Haha. 

grayruby

econ

Can They Keep A Straight Face While Spouting This Crap?

siggy47

Its a good word... it sounds technical and therefore scary enough for most people to ignore. But not so clear that it exposes the truth to the average joe.