I thought this was a joke article... while it is a joke its actually legit.... wow

Nicolas Maduro is ridiculous, he only says stupid things to distract people and the media from his disastrous actions, it is just a smokescreen to cover up the horrible things that are happening in the country.

Proving once again that the Venezuelan government is ahead of everyone!

The great tactic is to keep average people distracted with whatever stupidity.

There are presidents of all types. A tycoon who believes he is above everyone, a puppet who thinks he really has the power, when he doesn't even have a house, like that but without a doubt the palms go to Mr. Maduro.

Specialist in saying stupid things, he has a Doctorate and Master's degrees along with Diplomas in god-level nonsense. He surpasses himself every day, when you think you have seen everything, something superlative appears from the mouth of Mr. President.

A question: Doesn't this man have advisors? If you have them, what do they do? Laugh at their stupidities?

these guys knows how to play with peoples mind.

Corrupt and murderous dictator!! In any case, the country is so ruined that it doesn't matter if they give you a vacation, 1 day is the same as a month!! There is no production and people die of hunger or illness since everything is dollarized and the poor have nothing to do with!! Only God has control... but I sincerely hope that something bad happens to him!!!

how do ideas like this happen

This is hilarious!

This gentlemen has serious mental problems. But there are some how are even worse, those who follow him and give him power, I suspect they never stopped to think long term for 2 seconds.

It will not last

Christmas could start nine months before December 25th!

Maduro is a clown who wants to bring forward Christmas to distribute bread and penises, sorry, fish.