Empt pants is like saying that I have no dick.  He said it because it was hurtful.

Athena

“Empty pants” is brutal. Did you have skinny legs?

k00b

Someone called me empty pants and that stuck for a while.  I’ll let you guess how enjoyable that was for me.  The gifter of that wonderful nickname was a poor, large, fat kid who had a tendency to pick on others in order to feel better about himself on occasion.

ideasfromtheedge

Did you have an embarrassing childhood nickname?

Lol.  What was yours?
Someone called me empty pants and that stuck for a while.  I’ll let you guess how enjoyable that was for me.  The gifter of that wonderful nickname was a poor, large, fat kid who had a tendency to pick on others in order to feel better about himself on occasion. 