I'm always impressed when I learn that someone earns a living doing a job I didn't know existed. I suspect we all over-select the most visible jobs (e.g. doctor, lawyer, construction worker, retail this or that, etc.) when there's an infinity of problems and pain we can get paid to solve. I also think it causes a certain kind of hopelessness in people poorly suited to the most visible jobs.
Watching Oppenheim's Ren Faire[1], it reminded me of the summer I spent working a Ren Faire in California putting cheese and sausage in hand-sliced bread barking "huzzah to the tipper" and "lords and ladies, art thou parched?" among other things. It was effectively retail, but it was bizarre and enjoyable for that reason.
What's the weirdest paying job you've ever had?
The multimillion dollar fair is located somewhere north of Houston. We might go this fall. It's also funny because a year or two ago, before ever seeing the limited series, we bought a quirky gift shirt from TRF in a thrift store. ↩
I spent about five years running an event band company, about five years as a professor (these mostly overlapped), and two years as an iron worker. The bulk of the last 20 years though, I've worked full time as a trombone player, which most folks might think is weird by itself. But...oh the places you go doing that!
There are plenty others, but here is one stand-out week from the fall of 2007. Off and on, from 2006-2008, I would tour as part of the backing band for Elvis impersonator contents. We would go around the country for regional and national finals in the warm months and then do lesser paid 'rehearsals' with the local guys at animal lodges (Eagles, Elks, FOA type places) during the cold ones. These shots are from a regional final in Oklahoma City.
The week in question, we had one of these in Lubbock, Tx. Here's the Elvii all lined up again waiting to hear who won. Oddly enough, this is the only time I've been to Texas outside of an airport, including with other bands.
https://m.stacker.news/48862
As one might imagine, backing Elvii was not my life aspiration as a trombone player. The next day, I had a gig in Brooklyn for Atlantic Antic with an original project that did house, dnb, and other experimental electronic music with live musicians. I told the guy that ran the Elvis thing that he had to fly me to New York instead of back to Ohio. He was cool with that, so I took the gig thinking that I'd be able to do this more artistic project no problem. What he didn't say, was that we didn't have a hotel that night and had to stay in the event space...which was where the county fair would have livestock awards.
I awoke, in the middle of the night, to the rest of the band drinking and partying. Nobody else had a gig the next night, OR an early flight. Worst of all, they found the venue's smoke machine and had filled the space in this picture ENTIRELY!
https://m.stacker.news/48861
The next morning, I made it to NY with little sleep, but still had a fun show.
https://m.stacker.news/48864
We sat in with some old friends afterwards. Then, the keyboard player, who had never been, asked me to show him the city. We didn't get any sleep again, which was fine because I could ride back with everybody else.
https://m.stacker.news/48863
EXCEPT, they didn't take me or the bass player's brother (who was going to come back from NY to visit in Ohio) into account for space for the return journey. We were a really lean unit, so they had crammed in unsafely on the way there already. One band member was too young to rent a car, one had just got a DUI, one had bad credit, and one didn't have a license. So, not only did I have to drive back home, I had to rent a car too! The guys helped out with the cash, but it certainly wasn't an ideal situation with the liability.
The next day, I played a birthday party in a big tent on the front lawn of a conservatory.
https://m.stacker.news/48865
At the time, this seemed as weird to me as all the other stuff. Look at the bathroom. Yes, that's a port-o-potty in a tent. Honestly, after this era, I spend decades off and on doing high-end weddings and corporate parties and have since seen more how the other half lives. I know that's probably passe to many, but I didn't grow up rich and thought this was just wild at the time.
https://m.stacker.news/48866
Anyway, the next day was back to business as usual at a music festival. But you definitely see a lot doing music.
https://m.stacker.news/48867
My goal right now is to pivot into something bitcoin oriented (and therefor not music). The kids are in school and I think this is a more important revolution than anything going on in the arts right now.
professor, iron worker, trombone player
eclectic resume/linkedin profile
You do realize you will now have to practically dox yourself as we ask you a million questions.
I feel like I've already done a pretty poor job of concealing my identity on here.
til the plural for Elvis 😂
Thankfully, I never had a job for more than a day. After my graduation, I got a job with a financial attorney and he sent me on day 1 to a very far place to get and verify some papers. When I returned, he asked me what was your experience, i said I'm not going to come tomorrow. That's all what I had as weird experience. Weird because, I couldn't understand the motive of sending a newbie without training wasn't acceptable to me.
I respect not wanting a job. How do you make a living?
He's managing our logistics business. He's doing it pretty well! From starting he never wanted to do a job. It was I who sent him to that lawyer, as to find if he really doesn't want to do a job.
Logistics is our family business and @Golu is my brother
I didn't know. He is your brother. Both are doing well
Oh amazing!
Amazing! We got a brother combo!!
Wasn't really a job but our company had a contract to clean out and dispose all the junk and organize the recoverable stuff (not much) from a couple hoarder houses with the city of Toronto. It seems they were having a hard time finding a contractor willing to do the work, and after completing it I could see why. We made fairly good money but really only took on that project because it was a carrot they dangled in front of us in the form of a promise of more future work that never came to fruition.
It was an awful few days but a great story now, so worth it.
There are a lot of free disposal/junk haul services in Austin. I suspect they make money selling the recoverable stuff, as you say, but it's always surprising to see their ads.
On a side note. It's odd that we are talking about junk removal today because a former colleague of mine is a VP with company that franchises home services brands. They have junk removal, one day painting and house cleaning. I am trying to convince him to let me have the license for all three brands for my region but they don't seem to want to go that route. They want to sell them individually and "prove it" with one before getting the next one and the next one. But that doesn't really interest me. If I am only going to have the one I might as well not pay the franchise fee and commissions and just go do it myself as grayruby's junk removal or whatever.
I love those kind of businesses. My uncle-in-law bought a similar maintenance business in California targeting other businesses.
They are amazing businesses. Really hard to scale but have nice profit margins and generally fairly low overhead (you don't need to hire 10 engineers and give them a fancy office to work in). If you are willing to learn the business and work hard you can make a very nice living.
Yep, most of his employees are born again convicts.
You still need to find the right people. There are a lot of good, honest, hard working people on the lower income, lower skill scale but there are also a lot of people who are in the position they are in because they continuously make poor decisions (in life and work).
Prove it with one... so annoying
They definitely sell all the scrap metal etc. In this instance everything that was recoverable was to be set aside for the city to sell/auction (however it worked) but mostly everything was a disaster. It was supposed to be furniture, appliances, stuff like that. We weren't tearing out copper wiring and pipes etc. The plan was to get all the shit out, keep what is good, bring in whatever team they had that would fumigate, remediate, and whatever other ate they needed to do to not make the place a death trap and they sell the houses at auction. Then someone buys it and tears it down. Haha.
I like that occasionally there's enough treasure in trash that this kind of recycling happens even if it hardly puts a dent on all the waste.
Splitting hard fork coins in 2018 for people that didn't know how to do it.
Haha that’s a great one, Jimmy — splitting fork coins really was a “weird job” niche after 2017/18. Tons of people didn’t realize their BTC balances also entitled them to BCH, BSV, BTG, XEC and more, or they were too nervous about messing with private keys.
I remember checking some of my own addresses with Bitcoin Fork Recycler to see if there were still unclaimed fork balances sitting around. Turned out there was value I would have never bothered chasing otherwise. Pretty wild that something as arcane as forks spun off an entire mini-industry of “coin splitters.”
I could have gotten paid for counting people crossing an imaginary line
Toll booth?
https://m.stacker.news/48828
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No, pedestrian zone for statistics
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20 years ago I had to work on a shop for less than one dollar per day
I used to be a conductor with a newspaper vendor's jeep when i was 14.
Is a conductor a driver?
jumper cables lol
Selling subscriptions over the phone to "Arizona Highways" magazine. I didn't last long.
Arizona Highways looks like a great coffee table magazine.
The photography was incredible.
https://www.arizonahighways.com/subscribe
Subscribe now!
Arizona Dept of Transportation affiliation?
So this is a state magazine like Pravda lol
I once worked for a family company whose management wasn't consistent with the conditions. There was no specific schedule for tasks. I just worked for a month. It was really boring, and I couldn't help it.
What kind of work though? It sounds like the conditions were weird too.
Packaging at a vegetable oil manufacturing company
Rodeo photography and videography. Not super weird but definitely my weirdest.
That sounds like a lot of fun!
For sure. I got to travel from the southwest, all the way up to Wyoming. Spent a lot of time in Texas obviously, even have some photos of me, cowboy hat and all.
They won't let you in the arena without proper attire!
stacker.news poet
ken was @plebpoet before @plebpoet
Weirdest job - working with a botanist to identify and map rain forest trees in Puerto Rico, in El Yunque.
I got really good at identifying a lot of different tropical trees very quickly, by looking at leaves, bark, or doing a small cut and checking the sap, etc. I was working outdoors all day, which was also fun (for a while).
It was interesting, but I wouldn't want to work a job like that for more than I did, which was about 3 months. Just too much of the same work, not building anything lasting.
It was fun when we occasionally hit a different tree that we hadn't seen yet. I also tasted a rose apple tree - which is exactly what it sounds like, the fruit tastes exactly how roses smell.
Also, I had the best nap ever while doing this job. After lunch, sprawled on the trunk of a huge tree that had fallen down, face down on the sweet smelling bark, ah...
Okay, one more weird job. My first attempt at being an entrepreneur. I had read about a business idea, which was to get a set of number stencils, and then offer to paint people's house numbers on the curb. So, I bought the number stencils, and started knocking on doors.
I got discouraged (I was in my early teens), but thinking back, it was a decent idea - I knocked on doors for maybe 2 hours, and got one person to pay for the service, which paid me back for the stencils and the paint, AND paid me at least minimum wage for the time I spent. Then everything else would have been profit....
It's really sad now if I work with someone who is not mine, I used to work in a shop owned by someone else, every day there was always something wrong in the eyes of the owner of the shop where I worked, I worked from morning to evening, even though I had done what the owner ordered, it was still wrong.
finally I decided to quit working at that shop, and I collected money from working at that shop, then I bought a piece of land with an area of 1 hectare, and I decided to farm and grow vegetables and could be sold. now I'm just a farmer who has my own income, no one tells me anymore, and now I enjoy it from selling my own harvest, maybe this is a bitter experience that I felt for 3 years at that shop. hopefully no one will have the same fate as me.
I had a go at selling glue at various markets around Sydney. Turns out I'm not a good salesman.
Selling is probably the hardest, most valuable job that everyone under appreciates.
The guy that "sold" me on the job made it appear that the glue was amazing. It sticks everything and it never comes off. I just didn't believe it
glue is a hard sell, some products don't sell themselves
I've not had weirdest but worked as a roadside guava seller for fruits from my own garden just to make some pocket money.
Also I remember, how we all children used to collect left over after the harvest from our fields!
Not sure about weirdness but I had the most fun being a translator for a Japanese sake appreciation event where I translated info from Japanese to English to potential buyers. Needless to say, I drank a lot of sake that day!
that's a fun job
Contributing to SN 😜
Edit: though I wouldn’t consider it a job. Just fun
Telephone interviewer for political surveys.
The people are retarded.
How many people did you interview? 1000?
Maybe 500 conversations
Most people don't pickup, and for good reason.
As a person that house cleaned spirits out of houses, I actually also cleaned houses years ago, but this was interesting. Most of the time I did it for free but many times people insisted on giving me money, I didn't refuse because well it was honestly exhausting, but very gratifying.
At our Ren Fest, two years ago, I was standing in the beer line with my son on my back. The wife had taken the older kids to get food and I was on drink duty. A woman dressed up as a mushroom behind me in line tapped me on the shoulder. The conversation went as follows:
Mush: Excuse me. Your baby is so... Me: Than... Mush: judgmental looking. Me: ... ... Duly noted.
I gotta admit, truth be told, he does look pretty judgy.
Man, I love a good Ren Faire.
I don't think I've had any really weird paying jobs. Plenty that sucked my soul dry, but nothing that would make people say, "that's a job?"
My middle school class got paid to clear out a bunch of hippie encampments on a local business owner's property. At least he claimed it was his property.
Initially I worked in two schools. But they didn't pay me as promised.
Routing sats on a LN node lol
Not my job, but there's one guy that made a business from out-squatting squatters. It's pretty wild when you think about it.
https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/the-squatter-hunter-takes-aim-at-illegal-tenants-across-california/
I've sell home made cookies 🍪 and walking dogs are my weirdest jobs.
https://freebeacon.com/elections/i-did-fries-kamala-harris-claims-she-worked-at-mcdonalds-but-she-never-mentioned-it-until-she-ran-for-president-did-she-really-toil-beneath-the-golden-arches/
Did Kamala work at McDonalds?