Just wait until the coin pumps to $250k and all of a sudden we'll be more attractive.
And to be honest, I've been to a few "cRyPtO" events, and the guys (and girls, for that matter) weren't exactly GQ models.
The fact that 99% of society still lumps Bitcoiners in with those crypto-people means that we're still SO EARLY. Keep stacking guys, your future girlfriends will thank you for it.