I would like to tease everyone's brain to find the soundest solution to the following hypothetical situation.
Imagine you are going to cross a border. You have Bitcoin in your own wallet and you want to be able to access it once you reach your destination. You want to apply the safest opsec, but you face the following constraints.
You can take nothing physical with you across the border. No HW wallet, no paper, absolutely nothing. Picture literally crossing through a Berlin-wall style border naked (and for the kinks, nothing up your ass either). You also won't be able to ship any physical goods through that border, neither before or after you cross it personally. Basically, both countries are completely cut-off in physical terms. Online platforms and web services, though, are accessible from any of the two locations.
You can assume you have access to any IT equipment you want both before and after crossing the border. You simply can't take it with you.
Besides the good old brain wallet, what would you do? Why is it the safest option? How does it fare against other alternatives?