I feel it is not even a good parody. 
The characters are all messed up. 

It's a weird copy from someone with a difficulty of expressing his feelings / thoughts in a clear way, maybe it's from a girl 🤪

Fabs

Parodied, if we're trying to be accurate.

ninjagrandma65

Satosora

mostly_harmless

The Type of Attention Boys Give Is Off The Charts.

Nah man, I'm already done with ya. 

You're the first user I've used a kilo zap on to down vote, but I bet you'll take that as an achievement in some way...

I don't get what your type is trying to achieve with these nonsense posts.