In the crypto seas where treasures gleam, I sail with coins of every dream. They call me "shitcoiner," a jest, a tease, But I just laugh, it’s such a breeze. For while they hoard their Bitcoin tight, I dance with altcoins in the night. From Monero to coins obscure, I ride the waves, my heart secure. So call me what you will, my friend, In this wild crypto world, there's no end!