Thanks, but I’m hoping you’re wrong. I’m sitting at a coffee shop on the Ohio/Indiana border. That guy would be invasive here. Fortunately, I think you did nail the family, but not the species. This guy has more curvature of the body and a different color scheme.

It looks like that species you found eats Douglas fir seeds out in the Pacific Northwest, and this cafe is in a grove of pine trees, so it makes sense he’d be in this environment.