How many cats?? I share your set of assumptions, however I cannot get my cat interested in wet food. Besides his dry kibble, the only food he will readily consume is tortilla chips, which is basically the same thing. He will go for milk, however, on occasion. There are a lot of videos on the internet of cats being scared of eggplants, I wonder if zucchini could get the same reaction. Maybe frozen zucchini would be a fun treat?