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90 sats \ 7 replies \ @grayruby 16 Jun \ on: Parent Corner: Innocence mostly_harmless
I have one for you.
I was driving to Walmart with my daughter yesterday and the sun was very bright so she was asking me what planets are hot etc. We discussed for a moment and then she said:
"you know, the chicks think there is a planet with a funny name"
and I replied "oh yeah, what planet is that"
and she replied "Ur anus"
Oh my god it was so funny.
So then I said "that was funny izzy but where did you hear that? Was it from your brother?"
And she replied "no, it was from the chicks"
I said "Izzzzzzzzzy that was not from the chicks, was it from your brother"
and she said "Yes, I heard it from him"
Ur anus had been such a natural and long running joke. I remember joking about it with my elementary school classmates when we learned about planets in grade 6 science class. Then my daughter and older son were joking about it when they learned about the planets. And of course, older brother taught little bro about the planet Ur anus; it's a must.
I see they've inherited your very sophisticated sense of humor.
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Anus jokes, fart jokes, aren't really my thing but my son is of the age that all that stuff is hilarious to him. My daughter's delivery was flawless though so I didn't want to discourage her but I did tell her "it was funny but that is not really a joke for 5 years olds"
the "you know" before the lead in of the joke was high level execution.
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Anus jokes, fart jokes, aren't really my thing
Oh really? Explain this, then.