A father asks his ten-year-old son,Johnny, if he knows about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asks Johnny what is wrong. 'Oh Daddy,' Johnny sobs. 'At age six i got the "there's no Santa" speech. At age seven i got the "there's no Easter bunny" speech. Then at age eight you hit me with the "there's no tooth fairy" speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really screw, I've got nothing left to live for'.